This Needs To Happen
While doing my daily Bible reading (I'm following a blueprint which will get me through the entire Bible in a year), my mind conceived of one of the most awesome ideas ever. I can only hope that someone, somewhere with the powers to make this happen will become aware of this intellectual gem and bring it to fruition. What's this epic idea, you ask?
The Book of Proverbs: As Read by David Caruso
I can just see it now.
"A truthful witness does not deceive, but a false witness..."
[Caruso puts on sunglasses]
"...pours out lies."
[Insert Pete Townsend wailing at the beginning of Won't Get Fooled Again]
If this all seems way out of left field to you, then you must not be familiar with David Caruso's work on CSI: Miami. In that case, I refer you to the video of Caruso's cheesy one-liners.